Introducing our 'Life Begins After Coffee' Hoodie, the ultimate ode to the world's most sarcastically revered morning ritual. Crafted from premium fabric, this hoodie's sarcasm is as cozy as its caffeine counterpart.

The seemingly profound "Life Begins After Coffee" declaration graces the front, mockingly suggesting that the real spark of life commences post a dose of that heavenly caffeine. It's the kind of statement that scoffs at morning person propaganda and embraces the truer dawn of caffeinated enlightenment.

The classic black canvas, devoid of morning colors but rich in coffee-induced sarcasm, wraps you in a cloak of comical truth. The snug fit and soft fabric offer comfort akin to that first sip of liquid motivation.

Available in assorted sizes, this hoodie caters to those who know the real beginning of life starts with a steaming cup of coffee. Pair it with pajamas or jeans for an ensemble that says, "Let's not kid ourselves; life is fueled by coffee-fueled sarcasm."

Ready to slay? Think high-quality cotton with a comfort-fitted hood, matching drawstrings, and a front pocket. Upgrade your look with this dope premium hoodie.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

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