Soft, roomy, and a little cheeky — this crewneck wraps you in a cozy midweight hug while carrying a wink for the chronically distracted. The illustration shows a relaxed, frazzled character surrounded by stacks of papers, a laptop, a tipped coffee cup, and a little houseplant, with the words “Master of Procrastination” beneath. Wear it on slow mornings, late-night work sprints, or weekend downtime. The classic crewneck silhouette and durable double-needle stitching keep the sweatshirt looking lived-in but long-lasting. Subtle details — tear-away neck label, ribbed collar and cuffs, and ethically sourced cotton — make it comfortable for everyday wear and easy to layer over tees or under jackets. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and breathability - Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem for shape retention - Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs - Embroidery and print options available; prints use DTG while neck/wrist labels use DTF - Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean